What Homie is
Homie is an AI you can actually talk to about your money. Everything starts in a conversation: plain English first, numbers second, and enough room in the thread for follow-up questions without anyone pretending the on-chain part is simple.
You can ask it the questions you would actually ask a friend. I have $200 in USDC, what's a safe way to earn yield. Is this APY real. What happens if SOL drops twenty percent next week. Can I start with fifty dollars. Homie reads your portfolio, fetches live rates and market data, and comes back with two or three honest options laid out as cards: what they do, what they earn, what they risk, what the lockup looks like, and a one-line reason for why each option fits you specifically.
Before real money moves, play money does
Every strategy Homie proposes can be rehearsed in a practice wallet first. You pick a scenario, Homie runs the next thirty or ninety days against it, and you see the projected path: best case, worst case, the drawdown in the middle. You can ask follow-ups in the same breath. What if SOL drops twenty percent. What if yields compress. What if I double the size. The simulation re-runs inside the conversation.
This is the part of the product we built first, and it is the one we are the most serious about. A practice wallet is how someone gets comfortable without losing money. Rehearsal is how a careful person stays careful.
When you are ready, every signature is narrated
Homie does not do anything with real funds without your consent. The reason that principle matters is not philosophical. In 2025 alone, roughly $84 million was drained from about 106,000 crypto wallets through signature phishing, with an average loss of $790 per victim (Scam Sniffer, 2025). The dominant attack vector was not a smart contract bug. It was Permit signatures, the kind a wallet popup treats as routine. Chainalysis tracked 158,000 individual wallet compromise incidents the same year, with Solana alone accounting for around 26,500 victims (Chainalysis, 2025). Most of that money did not disappear because crypto is hard. It disappeared because people signed things they could not read.
When you give the go-ahead on a strategy in Homie, the transaction gets built (a swap routed through Jupiter, a deposit into Kamino, a stake with Marinade) and then it gets translated. Before you sign, you see a preview in plain English: what the transaction does, where the money goes, what the fees come to, what the worst version of the outcome would cost you. Only then does the signature happen. It is the opposite of a hex-string approval. It reads like a sentence.
HeyHomieAI is the company. Homie is the product.
What is live today is the core loop: chat, portfolio, simulate, single-step execution across the protocols above. What is coming next is depth: a risk engine that warns you before it lets you sign something thin or suspicious, multi-step strategies that plan a whole maneuver end to end, and a portfolio surface that shows exactly what you hold and how it is doing.
After that, automation. But only the kind with a box around it. DCA schedules you set the limits on. Rebalance rules with your own bands. Move-to-safety behavior that triggers only on conditions you defined. Every playbook is pre-authorized, scoped, and reversible. Homie does not get to act unless you have already told it what it is allowed to do.
Come say hi
We are shipping in public from here. This profile is where the progress will live: the product updates, the releases, the practice-wallet runs, the receipts, the things we learn from the people testing the app early. Follow along at heyhomie.fun, reply to anything, or just watch.
Crypto has always been hard. It was never supposed to be lonely.
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